Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

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Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:17 am

"Hey, Rayd!" A black crow circled above, stooped down, and transformed into an albino elf wearing her favourite hat - or chapeau, depending on who you asked. It had belonged to a rather important lady once. A red leather diary was clutched in her hands.

"What is - holy **** give me back my diary!" she hissed. "That's mine!" Now, normally Rayd wasn't a very profane or easily-angered person, but there were some very embarrassing stuff in the red diary. That was the one she drew in. The one that she specifically had drawn her crush in - an albino fanatic chick from Nightside who had been trying to figure out how to tear their planet in half to get rid of Dayside. Of course, Rayd had been a good spy and a master of disguise, and so she had simply spied on the enemy fanatic. And drawn pictures of her. Some of them were rather...compromising. Not exactly what you'd want a friend to find.

She tossed it over with a smirk. "You should've mentioned you liked her so much."

Rayd blushed. "Oh, yeah, like it matters."

"Doesn't anymore. Where did you think I got my hat?"

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

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Re: Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:43 am

"So, wait a second. That's where your goddamn hat came from?" She blinked. "You realize that it was the presence of that woman that allowed me to accept who I was and move on through my life. She also saved Kael's life once...I left him there, as she commanded compassion for all True Night creatures..."

"Yeah, but look at this hat!" She grinned. "Hey, at least now I don't have to worry about you becoming a freaky stalker."

"Dras, I'm going to rip that hat in half, and then shove it -"

"I took out one of the pages of your diary. One of the very explicit ones. I haven't shown anyone it, but I'd be happy to do so."

"...Shut up."

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

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Re: Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:03 am

"You know, Drassil, you could just go boil your head in a lake." She smirked. "You'd be being far, far more interesting. It'd make a good stew." She blinked. "Eh. Sometimes I feel like some high, mighty source is controlling us. Stew. I'm hungry. Do you have any boar chops? I want boar stew."

"Nope. None. Oh, wait!" She dug through her bags. "I have a quail. Is that good?"

"Sure." She proceeded to improvise a stew out of the quail and various plants she'd picked on her journey. "There. By the way, that hat really doesn't look quite as good on you. Not your colour. Pick up something with more blue or black."

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

Rayquaza7996
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Re: Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:30 pm

"I could dye it..." Drassil suggested. Nothing could really ruin her friendship with Rayd - not even killing the person who had helped her learn who she was so that she could have that hat. It was a magic hat though, that made her healing spells better.

"No! It's supposed to be red. Like my diary!" she hissed. "What am I supposed to draw in here now?"

"That hot dayelf chick you nearly killed?" Drassil suggested (knowing that this was very generic, Rayd had almost killed a lot of them).

"Which one?"

"I don't know."

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

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Re: Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:39 pm

"Oh, okay. I didn't stalk any of them, though, which makes it hard. Hey, Epidormi!" she yelled. The bronze drake greatmother stopped and landed. "Hey, do you have mind-pictures of any hot chicks we nearly killed?"

The dragon touched her head and sent her a picture of one of the dayelf's mounts - large bird-creatures - on fire. She smirked.

"Not literally. Stop acting stubborn."

I know you're upset. If we had her corpse, Drassil could rez her, but it's likely long-gone, you know...and we'd have to ask Lady Nyxia for a port back to Polaris..."

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

Rayquaza7996
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Posts : 935
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Re: Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:37 pm

"And she'd kill us. Admit it, she's the one who wanted to find a way to venture through space and destroy the sun," Drassil added on. "Didn't Kael's sister die trying to warp there? From the heat or something?"

"Jezebel," Rayd corrected. "Yes. We don't actually know how she died, though."

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

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Re: Do You Like My Hat? I Killed Your Crush For It [self, some swearing]

Post by Rayquaza7996 on Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:11 pm

"Maybe they'll bring her corpse here, and you'll be able to heal her. She wasn't crazed hysterical like Kael, you can handle some..." Rayd smirked. "God I'm bored. I really need to get a girlfriend, huh?"

"You really do roll that way. Well, I suppose so. We could look at dating services, or do they have those here? We could find Nyxia and ask her. Deadlock saw her recently."

"True."

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Empty house far away
lost in lonely space
you know you felt the same

From the shallows of love
to the depths of your scars
you know you want to change

In the rafters of fate
fixed and spinning late
there is a certain fear

Even light with control
lights outside our homes
wait for every tear

So exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart
so exit the fall and now it's over
you're letting it fall before your heart

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